Monday, April 18, 2011

Orion Slave Girl

Star Trek is famous for its Green skinned Orion "Slave" Women wearing skimpy sexy costumes.

In our politically correct world I'm not so sure "Slave" is appropriate but I've no qualms about the rest! XD. Orion's are marketed as a precious commodity in the Slave markets of the Orion Syndicate but its funny. These sensuous "Slave" Women are in essence "merchandise" enslaving the likes of Captain Kirk, Mr Spock, Scotty and Chekov with their charms and lets not forget Captain Archers Enterprise. Orion girls are also known as Orion "Animal" Women probably because they have extremely passionate desires. Their cravings for human males has melted legions of human hearts snuffing out even our willpower to resist, so if you meet one lads why resist? Just give in!

Image Owner/Creator: Paramount Pictures and or CBS Studios.

Orion Women have the power and seductive charms to bewitch any male under their influence or so it was once believed. Further investigation into the Green Skinned Orions revealed a hidden technique used by them to bewitch their lustful victims. In this illustration we can see shapely, Orion beauties dancing the night away. But take heed. You may look but don't smell and heres why. The female "Slave" have been engineered to glide easily past your greedy eyes and pleasure you for pure entertainment value.... Right? That's what your meant to think because we're dudes.... The dancing and entertainment has been choreographed and its all part of the Orion's devious plan!!!  What you don't see are the Orion pheromones released into the air weakening and enslaving your mind!! So get a grip.

Some Orions wear golden sapphire necklaces and bracelets for the purpose of enhancing their appeal to a prospective suitor.

 Have fun and dream on trekkers. I know you will.

5 comments:

L.G.Smith said...

The alphabetical Star Trek is hilarious. O is bringing out the odd on everyone's blogs today. :)

Fred Rickerson said...

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Spacerguy said...

It has been rumored that Orion "owners" eventually begin taking orders from their Orion "Slaves."

Ellie said...

It's no good. I've told Mr. G that I love your blog so much I need to become your Orion Slave Girl. Needless to say he uttered a few Klingon swear words.

Seriously, I was thinking about doing my own Star Trek blog, but how could I top this one?

Ellie Garratt

Spacerguy said...

Thanks for sharing your thoughts with me Ellie, you got me thinking and upon reflection I've realized something. I think I need my very own orion slave girl! Hehe... with spikey teeth.

Where theres a will, there a way...You'll figure out a way, Ellie...

But don't burn your warp engines out in one go. Theres some serious Star Trek websites out there with the resourcefulness of numerous writers.

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