Monday, February 15, 2016

CAPTAIN KIRKS BROKEN USS ENTERPRISE NCC 1701

Galaxy Quest's' Tommy Webber (Daryl Mitchell) is annoyed. (The guy on the far right) Well he's good reason to be. Starfleets so called "Battle Strategist" has broken the bloody ship again! (I photo-shopped Captain Kirk's head onto Captain Nesmiths, so Sir Alexander Dane (Alan Rickman) could give him a good telling off. Well someone had to.) 






Its obvious we need a Star Trek Trailer 2 update on this sad situation, so remain calm and try not to get too shook up.....

Its like Admiral Pike said in Star Trek Into Darkness - Mr Kirk is acclimating himself to the role of First Officer. Its a hard fact facing imminent defeat, so trekkies maybe its time to get realistic. Say your prayers, eat your vitamins and all hands abandon ship!

 Star Trek Beyond hits cinemas on July 22nd 2016.


Live Long and Prosper, trekkers and trekkies.


11 comments:

cleemckenzie said...

Oh no. Where are the life vests? But at least Sir Dane got to tell Kirk off.

I hate thinking that I won't see Alan Rickman in any new roles. He was a favorite of mine.

Spacerguy said...

The USS Enterprise NCC 1701 is outgunned and outnumbered. Its game over man! Now what are we going to do?

Bill Nicholls said...

A great loss was had when Alan Rickman died, I loved the character he played

Elephant's Child said...

You photoshopped!!!! Now there is a skill I am going to have to learn.
Alan Rickman has left a hole in so many hearts.

msmariah said...

I love that movie. It really reminds me of my times at conventions...meeting star trek cast members. awww, makes me think of Alan Rickman. RIP to him.

Birgit said...

How I love Alan Rickman. Love the photoshop:) Did you know the African American on the far right is now in a wheelchair? He was in a bad accident. I saw him in a show about where are they now. He seemed to have a good attitude which is nice

Maurice Mitchell said...

It's strange that there hasn't been much marketing from Star Trek lately. Maybe they have to redo the strategy after the bad reaction to the last trailer Spacerguy.

Jeffrey Scott said...

It's exciting another Star Trek is right around the corner. But I feel the same way, "You broke the bloody ship again!".
Is that the only way to illustrate a dire situation any more?

Susan Kane said...

I didn't know that Daryl Mitchell in NCIS: New Orleans was really in a wheel chair! What gumption.

steve viau said...

Introducing the Star Trek Light-Up Feeding System, with starship spoon and motion sensitive, light-up bib...http://geeksgadgetworld.blogspot.ca/2016/03/star-trek-enterprise-light-up-feeding.html

DMS said...

Loved Alan Rickman!

Great job photoshopping. :)
~Jess

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