Thursday, December 01, 2022

STAR TREK TNG - THE NAKED NOW

 Hi Trekkers,Spacerguy here. We know the feel good factor of saurian brandy, right? Its Christmas, that lack of good judgement, just one more merry sherry hit before stopping by the second star to the left...  Well my friends, In Star Trek TNG "the Naked Now" Science ship Tsiolkovsky investigating a nearby collapsing star has fallen victim to its own self destructive wild passionate behaviour! All is not what it seems in trekiverse.


Tasha Yar aka Denise Crosby 
"but I got out of my uniform for you Data"


USS Enterprise NCC 1701-D and  USS Tsiolkovsky



The crew are getting so loaded with "cheer" and intoxication that one crew says " yeah do it" and out blasts the airlock into outer space along with all the bridge crew. Sure it was a blast, a pure dopamine rush comparable to getting high on alcohol but....The question is how? 



AIRLOCK OPEN - CREW PUSHED OUT
INTO SPACE

GEORDI LA FORGE investigates Tsiolkovsky



When Starfleets USS Enterprise NCC 1701-D finest arrive to investigate strange activity on the science starship with the supernova of a giant star nearby. It really is touch and go when a PSI 2000 variant virus infects the USS Enterprise NCC 1701-D.  So can things get any worse? Yes they can! Someone has yanked out all the computer chips paralysing the starship! Mr Data who replaced all the computer microchips at lightspeed with nano-seconds to spare and Mr Shimota gets kia.


Wesley Crusher  Repulser Beam Project




WESLEY's Picard voice:   Attention all decks, all divisions. Effective immediately I have handed over control of this vessel to acting Captain Wesley Crusher.


PICARD: Acting Captain!!!


WESLEY: Thank you Captain Picard, Thank you and with that order dawns a brave new day for the Enterprise.


USS Tsliolkovsky and asteroid


I hear you trekkers! Wesley drunk on the PSI 2000 virus. Whats even more puzzling is the deus ex machina (God out of the machine) device that saves the USS Enterprise NCC 1701-D sat the last minute. "The Naked Now" is a homage to "The Naked Time". This entire episode depends on Dr Crushers son Science Project (which resembles a toy) Its got a built in tractor beam which diverts the science ship and acts as a push off for the Enterprise-D which vacates the flightpath of the celestial object in space hurtling towards them.


Wesley and Geordi observing a tractor beam.



QUESTION: How did the intoxicating virus from science starship Tsiolkovsky infect the Chief of security Tasha Yar? 

Tasha Yar actress Denise Crosby in Star Trek The Next Generation


TASHAS QUARTERS:


TASHA: But I got out of uniform for you, Data. Do you know how old I was when I was abandoned?

DATA: Chronological age? No, I am afraid I am not familiar with

TASHA: Five. Five years old, but I survived. I learned how to stay alive, how to avoid the rape gangs. I was fifteen before I escaped.

DATA: I am sorry. I did not know,

TASHA: And what I want now is gentleness. And joy. And love. From you, Data. You are fully functional, aren't you?

DATA: Of course, but

TASHA: How fully?

DATA: In every way, of course. I am programmed in multiple techniques, a broad variety of pleasuring,

TASHA: Oh, you jewel! That's exactly what I hoped.

[Bridge]

Captain Picard


Meanwhile on the flagship bridge of the federations finest in the galaxy Picard is losing patience.


PICARD: Number One, MacDougal, get that boy out of Engineering.

(Riker and MacDougal leave)

WORF: Sir, I'm getting very strange reports from all decks.

PICARD: Such as?

WORF: Such as the ship's Training Division ordering all officers to attend a lecture on metaphysics.

PICARD: Metaphysics?

DATA: Confirmed, sir. And there was a rather peculiar limerick being delivered by someone in the Shuttlecraft bay. I am not sure I understand it. There was a young lady from Venus whose body was shaped like.........

YELLS PICARD: Captain to Security, come in!

DATA: Did I say something wrong?

WORF: I don't understand their humour either.


Worf is dumbfounded - When one does not have the words.


Android Data repeats limerick



Dr Beverly and Picard entertain ideas but the Enterprise-D must come first.



The crew are getting wasted, lol. The big question is who is in charge of the USS Enterprise NCC 1701-D while Crusher is running amok in Main engineering which isn't yet Geordi Laforges Warp Core.  Several good comedy pieces to laugh at including Beverly and Picard's craving passions over each other. Strictly professional after all the Enterprise-D relies only on Starfleet's best!


Live Long and Prosper Trekkers!

Sunday, October 30, 2022

Star Trek Strange New Worlds - Saturn Award Winner

Hi Trekkers, remember watching Apollo 11 communications beamed down to earths happy blue ball of tellurians (Thats us btw) way back when?  No? Well then you're in for a treat with Star Trek Strange New Worlds. Season one has a fascinating alternate reality storyline giving us an outlook into the dynamic cosmos of the universe.


The speculative mixture of fact and fiction is really quite compelling to watch. Despite some plot twists and turns and knowing the history of Apollo and Soyuz, Star Trek Strange New Worlds boldly goes literally where no-one has gone before.  In true Sci-Fi entertainment spirit just like 2021 Star Trek Picard and Discovery which boldly grabbed three Saturn Awards for best Actor, best Supporting actor and Best Sci Fi Series


Star Trek Strange New Worlds is progress. The show has more to do with character stories and backstories while focusing less on factual events and real people Star Trek Strange New Worlds is entertaining so why dont you decide trekkies.





I can recommend all trekkers, especially those of us fascinated with space, seeking out new life forms here on United Earth to sit back and geek out with this show. I think we need unity right now too with a united earth space program, Apollo, Skylab, ASTP and the shuttle multi-cultural programs. And for those who love science fiction creators like these stars your in for a real treat  Ben Bova, Isaac Asimov,, Alex J Cavanaugh and L Diane Wolfe



The 50th Saturn Awards at the Academy of Science Fiction, Fantasy & Horror took place last Tuesday night with Paramounts: Star Trek Strange New Worlds winning the Saturn Award.


Awesome runner ups included. Who do you think should have won the Saturn awards

Live long and Prosper, Trekkers


Star Trek: Discovery

The Expanse

For All Mankind

Lost in Space

The Mandalorian

The Orville: New Horizons





Wednesday, September 14, 2022

Star Trek Picard Season 3 Release at New York ComicCon

 Hi Trekkers, Thank Alpha Centauri I had Starfleet Technical Manuals and didn't get stranded light years away from earth. You can never be too sure about fused dilithium crystal converters on starships. So here I am with the latest Trekker news. 


Word is since Star Trek Day on September 8th Star Trek Picard's final 3rd season will debut in early 2023 streaming February 16th on Paramount+  Collider outlines Star Trek: Picard journey through time since Star Trek Nemesis. Well worth reading.

A bit closer is New Yorks Comic Con which runs starting next month - October 6th to 9th 2022. 




Friends of Star Trek Picard are appearing on stage. Its all happening soon. The panel includes Patrick Stewart, Jonathan Frakes, LeVar Burton, Gates McFadden, Brent Spiner, Marina Sirtis and Michael Dorn including executive producers Alex Kurtman, Rod Roddenberry and Terry Matalas. 



Star Trek star Sonequa Martin Green will be there also to update everyone on Discovery's latest season. All hands now Trekkers. Who gets your vote Discovery or Star Trek Picard?


Live Long and Prosper Trekkers

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