Remember Star Trek's TOS episode "The Trouble with Tribbles?" Captain Kirk soon discovers what Scotty and Chekov were brawling about on the K-7 Deep Space station. Here's Scotty's and Kirk's funny dialogue word for word.
(Except thats Chief O'Brien!! played by Colm Meaney. Whats he doing in this photo shot?)
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Scotty: Well, captain, er, the Klingons called you a tin plated over bearing swaggering dictator with
delusions of godhood.
Capt. Kirk: Is that all?
Scotty: No sir, they also compared you with a Denebian slime devil.
Capt. Kirk: I see.
Scotty: And then they said you were...
Capt. Kirk: I get the picture, Scotty.
Scotty: Yes, sir.
Capt. Kirk: And after they said all this, that's when you hit the Klingons.
Scotty: No, sir.
Capt. Kirk: No?
Scotty: No, er, I didn't. You told us to avoid trouble.
Capt. Kirk: Oh, yes.
Scotty: Well, I didn't see it was worth fighting about. After all, we're big enough to take a few insults,
Capt. Kirk: What was it they said that started the fight?
Scotty: They called the Enterprise a garbage scow. Sir.
Capt. Kirk: I see. And *that's* when you hit the Klingon?
Scotty: Yes, sir.
Capt. Kirk: You hit the Klingons because they insulted the Enterprise, not because they...
Scotty: Well, sir, this was a matter of pride!
Capt. Kirk: All right, Scotty dismissed. Oh, Scotty, you're restricted to quarters until further notice.
Scotty: Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. That'll give me a chance to catch up on my technical journals.
- BUTTONS AND AWARDS
- STAR TREK CONVENTIONS
- TREKKIE OR TREKKER?
- STAR TREK TECHNOBABBLE
- STAR TREK CREATORS
- CHEERS CAVANAUGH BLOGFEST
- STAR TREK'S 45th ANNIVERSARY
- INTO DARKNESS PORTAL
- ThE BIG BIRD'S DREAM
- STID IMAGE GALLERY
- WHO'S YOUR SCIENCE FICTION HERO?
- SCOTTY'S LAWS OF PHYSICS
- STAR TREK PAPERBACKS
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Based on work at startrekspace.blogspot.com.