Okay, Star Wars makes much more money and it took our director. I could say Star Trek is smarter and argue that point but it occurred to me that the Star Trek films have it in spades over Star Wars in this one respect-
STAR TREK HAS THE HOTTER CHICKS. Let’s go over the evidence.
1. Star Trek: The Motion Picture- Hot woman- Ilia
2. Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan- Saavik; Dr. Carol Marcus for us old guys.
3. Star Trek: The Search for Spock- Saavik; Uhura
4. Star Trek: The Voyage Home- Gillian; Marine biology is sexy.
5. Star Trek: The Final Frontier- Caithlin Dar, Romulan Ambassador
6. Star Trek; The Undiscovered Country- Martia?! Lt. Valeris, hey she was Samantha on some show I never watched.
7. Star Trek: Generations: Dr. Beverly Crusher, love that close up.
8. Star Trek: First Contact- Troi, Lily
9. Star Trek: Insurrection- Anij; okay another hottie for us old guys
10. Star Trek: Nemesis- Commander Donatra, Troi, Dr. Crusher for us old guys.
11. Star Trek- Uhura, Gaila-really don’t need the green skin.
2. Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan- Saavik; Dr. Carol Marcus for us old guys.
3. Star Trek: The Search for Spock- Saavik; Uhura
4. Star Trek: The Voyage Home- Gillian; Marine biology is sexy.
5. Star Trek: The Final Frontier- Caithlin Dar, Romulan Ambassador
6. Star Trek; The Undiscovered Country- Martia?! Lt. Valeris, hey she was Samantha on some show I never watched.
7. Star Trek: Generations: Dr. Beverly Crusher, love that close up.
8. Star Trek: First Contact- Troi, Lily
9. Star Trek: Insurrection- Anij; okay another hottie for us old guys
10. Star Trek: Nemesis- Commander Donatra, Troi, Dr. Crusher for us old guys.
11. Star Trek- Uhura, Gaila-really don’t need the green skin.
vs.
Star Wars-
Princess Leia in Return of Jedi. Star Wars had her with a goofy hairstyle. Was too involved with the story to really drool over Leia. But Return needs only two words. Metal bikini.
The other movies? Nothing. Unless you count that female Gungan in the robot army battle.
The conclusion. Star Trek has the hotter chicks. Star Trek wins. Star Trek wins.
Who's your wet dream sci-fi babe?
Hailing Frequencies Open, Trekkies and Trekkers!
9 comments:
Lt. Valeris in Leis's Jedi outfit!!!
The movies had a shocking lack of Troi cleavage. Damn Jellico!
I guess romance is out for Zombies eh Jeremy.
I'd like to meet her, Alex.
Trois for the bois, Tony. She is beautiful.
nope i cannot choose... maybe?
wet-dream sci-fi babe? first the correct answer is my wife, she is out of this world!!
second... 6 of 9, st: voyager!
So what happened to 7 of 9? Didn't Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix Zero One meet with zombie specifications?
I dunno Spacerguy. Jabba's girl Oola. Padme. Let's call it a draw.
oh no... Freudian' slip!
JJ Abrams will forever be known as the Trek Wars Director.
Nutschell
www.thewritingnut.com
I suppose in the interests of inter-Galactic peace... its a draw for now, Maurice.
Don't tell Seven, Jeremy.
Yeah, Trek Wars! I love it Nutschell.
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