N is for Naked. In Star Trek TNG's "Naked Now" the USS Enterprise-D crew get infected with a virus from another ship, the Tsiolkovsky. The fun begins when everyone loses their inhibitions, acting real weird when they return from an away mission.
Security Officer, Natash Yar is a real stunner all dolled up and a sight for sore eyes. She sets her sights on Data, seducing the android, adding him to her list of conquests. With a mischievous expression on her face, she corners Data and their eyes light up. The android is baffled but can't help resisting Tasha's advances towards him. Security Officer Tasha is in complete control of the situation.
" Data, You are fully functional aren't you ?"
" I am functional" replies Data
" HOW fully functional ?" demands Yar, smiling eagerly like a hungry little cougar.
" In every way!, I am programmed in multiple techniques." responds Data "
You little Jewel" responds an ecstatic Tasha leading the smiling android away to an adjoining bedroom.
Lucky day for Data? A bird wearing a Starfleet shirt with insignia appears on a computer screen. Could this be the Great Bird of the Galaxy?
Dream Long and prosper, trekkers.
10 comments:
Data never realized how lucky he was at that moment...
i have that same shirt... it works for me just like it did for her. that says horrible things for my shape...zing.
Lol forgot this bit entirely :)
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Easily, one of my favorite Next Gen episodes. That show was a lot of fun and I think Denise Crosby made a big mistake leaving.
Such a great episode. It's just a shame she had to leave, although it really opened the door for Worf.
Her return in Yesterday's Enterprise was a fantastic surprise.
Agreed with Alex!
Data's quirky smile as Tasha drags him into her room--priceless.
Independence Day Data? Awesome.
The best Tasha Yar episode and if they'd had more like it she wouldn't have left Spacerguy.
I got a kick out of that episode. Data, with all the perks and no emotions to enjoy it.
I did like when he was giving the eulogy at her funeral, and said, "We were intimate once," getting raised eyebrows all around.
Wow.
Yawn.
Woddya want?
Seventh-Heaven or the Abyss o'Misery
Make Your Choice -SAW
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