Monday, November 23, 2020

STAR TREK JOKES

DATA - STAR TREK GENERATIONS


Hi Trekkers, I hope everyones keeping well. Here are some jokes I got from Uhura's hailing frequencies  for you to enjoy .

What did Datas hand puppet say to Geordi in Star Trek Generations? call me Mr Tricoder!..😁!!!

Uhura: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Captain Kirk: "To boldly go where no chicken had gone before!"

How do you stay warm on a klingon bird of prey? 

KLINGON BIRD OF PREY
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ViacomCBS

Engage the cloaking device!

Guess why Capt Picard is such a cool rapper? He follows the rhyme directive.

How many ears does Spock have? Three. Left, Right and the final front ear.

Who's the No1 soccer player on the USS Enterprise NCC 1701-D?

Commander William T Striker!




Live long and Prosper, Trekkers 

11 comments:

  1. Engage the cloaking device - LOL!

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  2. And don't we ALL need smiles at the moment. Thank you.

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    1. Youre welcome EC and every bit helps

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    1. Oh I dunno Liz not sure exactly how to be take your eye rolling...

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  4. I think "rhyme directive" is my favorite.

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  5. Hey Squid how do start a party on the starship Enterprise? Simple.... you set phasers to fun!

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  6. The one about Picard and the rhyme directive is my favorite.

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  7. Okay, you got me with that "to bold go where no chicken had gone before" line. That one's pretty clever.

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Ignore the robot question and just punch it!

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