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DATA - STAR TREK GENERATIONS |
Hi Trekkers, I hope everyones keeping well. Here are some jokes I got from Uhura's hailing frequencies for you to enjoy .
What did Datas hand puppet say to Geordi in Star Trek Generations? call me Mr Tricoder!..😁!!!
Uhura: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Captain Kirk: "To boldly go where no chicken had gone before!"
How do you stay warm on a klingon bird of prey?
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KLINGON BIRD OF PREY Image Owner: ViacomCBS |
Engage the cloaking device!
Guess why Capt Picard is such a cool rapper? He follows the rhyme directive.
How many ears does Spock have? Three. Left, Right and the final front ear.
Who's the No1 soccer player on the USS Enterprise NCC 1701-D?
Commander William T Striker!
Live long and Prosper, Trekkers
Engage the cloaking device - LOL!
ReplyDeleteIt is good isnt it Diane?
DeleteAnd don't we ALL need smiles at the moment. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteYoure welcome EC and every bit helps
Delete*rolls eyes*
ReplyDeleteOh I dunno Liz not sure exactly how to be take your eye rolling...
DeleteI think "rhyme directive" is my favorite.
ReplyDeleteHey Squid how do start a party on the starship Enterprise? Simple.... you set phasers to fun!
ReplyDeleteHa! Very nice.
DeleteThe one about Picard and the rhyme directive is my favorite.
ReplyDeleteOkay, you got me with that "to bold go where no chicken had gone before" line. That one's pretty clever.
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