N is for Naked. In Star Trek TNG's "Naked Now" the USS Enterprise-D
crew get infected with a virus from another ship, the Tsiolkovsky.
The fun begins when everyone loses their inhibitions, acting real
weird when they return from an away mission.
Security Officer, Natash
Yar is a real stunner all dolled up and a sight for sore eyes. She
sets her sights on Data, seducing the android, adding him to her list
of conquests. With a mischievous expression on her face, she corners
Data and their eyes light up. The android is baffled but can't help
resisting Tasha's advances towards him. Security Officer Tasha is in
complete control of the situation.
" Data, You are fully functional aren't you ?"
" I am functional" replies Data
" HOW fully functional ?" demands Yar, smiling eagerly like a hungry
little cougar.
" In every way!, I am programmed in multiple techniques." responds Data
"
You little Jewel" responds an ecstatic Tasha leading the smiling
android away to an adjoining bedroom.
Lucky day for Data? A bird wearing a Starfleet shirt with
insignia appears on a computer screen. Could this be the
Great Bird of the Galaxy?
Dream Long and prosper, trekkers.
